(FUNNY) The Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear A Syrian Diplomat Say...









  1. Yes, we smuggled mercenaries into Iraq to kill Americans
  2. Yes, we are granting safe haven to former Iraqi leaders
  3. Yes, we are hiding Iraqi weapons of mass destruction
  4. Yes, we are producing weapons of mass destruction
  5. Yes, we are training and supporting terrorism
  6. Yes, we are still illegally occupying Lebanon
  7. Yes, we commit human rights violations
  8. Yes, we are seeking to destroy Israel
  9. Yes, we have been lying all along
  10. Yes, we have no bananas

Courtesy of The Big Lie