(NEWS) Vuvuzela? That's For Heretics!

"UAE issues fatwa against horns used at World Cup.

The horns that have blared at World Cup matches in South Africa make an unholy racket according to a religious edict in the United Arab Emirates.

The now-famous blast from the plastic vuvuzela is not permitted in the Gulf country if it exceeds 100 decibels, about the sound of a passing train, declared a fatwa by the UAE's General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowments."